tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21216363.post7839187215634763065..comments2023-11-05T07:15:41.160-05:00Comments on Our Name Is Blog: FRIDAY MUD GIVEAWAY 11/21/08Lorrie Veaseyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05284186458837015052noreply@blogger.comBlogger40125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21216363.post-22963956831639482212008-12-06T22:11:00.000-05:002008-12-06T22:11:00.000-05:00The other day, my 8 yr.old nephew said"Aunt Lisa,I...The other day, my 8 yr.old nephew said"Aunt Lisa,I thought you said you have breast cancer?" I said "yeah I do,Why?" He said"Then why are you trying to save a dance?"What? Your shirt says "Save the Ta-Tas, but you're seeing a chitty doctor.<BR/>Lisa Stein amina_b@msn.comAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21216363.post-85799423592933143192008-11-24T11:21:00.000-05:002008-11-24T11:21:00.000-05:00WHat do you call an armless legless woman against ...WHat do you call an armless legless woman against a wall...EILEEN!<BR/><BR/>yep, I've got a million of armless legless man/woman jokes! I wanna win!Kelleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17555189297189925391noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21216363.post-72581824047738605032008-11-24T10:56:00.000-05:002008-11-24T10:56:00.000-05:00I already left you my rhino joke. Hmmm maybe I'll...I already left you my rhino joke. Hmmm maybe I'll "accidentally " get 2 entries, now. Just letting you know I have an award for you and some party game ideas at my blog.<BR/>Happy Thanksgiving!LuckyMehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12893524141815373286noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21216363.post-84883777309735274692008-11-23T23:45:00.000-05:002008-11-23T23:45:00.000-05:00ok, I only have lame jokes that I cannot remember ...ok, I only have lame jokes that I cannot remember because I have the memory of a dead fish. But here goes...<BR/><BR/>Why did the man freeze his money?<BR/><BR/><BR/>Because he wanted cold, hard cash!<BR/><BR/>Ba Domp Ching!<BR/><BR/>Pick Me, Pick Me, I love free stuff, and I'm a loser!Heidihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15633649204227571355noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21216363.post-85908390043008887322008-11-23T21:46:00.000-05:002008-11-23T21:46:00.000-05:00Oh good, I'm not too late! This is a fun giveaway,...Oh good, I'm not too late! This is a fun giveaway, I can never remember jokes but my daughter loves them and now I have some good ones for her.<BR/><BR/>Here is another one:<BR/><BR/>Q: What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?<BR/><BR/>A: 'Let us prey.' :)The Happy Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08016592839357843761noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21216363.post-38867545130170307582008-11-23T16:23:00.000-05:002008-11-23T16:23:00.000-05:00knock knock...who's there?Dwayne.Dwayne who?Dwayne...knock knock...<BR/>who's there?<BR/>Dwayne.<BR/>Dwayne who?<BR/>Dwayne the bathtub, I'm daw--owning!Emhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07727342279345528838noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21216363.post-9305198375615708002008-11-22T23:56:00.000-05:002008-11-22T23:56:00.000-05:00What's green and red and spins around? A frog in ...What's green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender!<BR/>Yuck! Gross joke<BR/><BR/>Elaine R<BR/>emrosser@shaw.caAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21216363.post-28746318464881835312008-11-22T23:53:00.000-05:002008-11-22T23:53:00.000-05:00Dear Lorriethe window installation wasa big hitI h...Dear Lorrie<BR/>the window installation was<BR/>a big hit<BR/>I had a great time.<BR/><BR/>CheersC. L. DeMedeiroshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08428601683553166964noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21216363.post-47641339645965899322008-11-22T21:50:00.000-05:002008-11-22T21:50:00.000-05:00I have never won from your site. Heck, I've never ...I have never won from your site. Heck, I've never won from any site, so I guess that makes this a good time to enter.<BR/><BR/>A lady goes to her refrigerator to get out some salad fixings. When she opens the door, she sees a rabbit sitting in the middle of her lettuce.<BR/>"What are you doing in there!" she asks.<BR/>The rabbit replies, "Is this a westing house?"<BR/>The lady looks at the model of her fridge, and sure enough, it's a Westinghouse so she says yes.<BR/>The rabbit then say, "Well, I'm just westing."Teresahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09028107053575111027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21216363.post-91490321365663752622008-11-22T20:25:00.000-05:002008-11-22T20:25:00.000-05:00OK pack the mug, this sucker is the winner (I know...OK pack the mug, this sucker is the winner (I know I know I'm just trying to be confident and sound like a comedian...)<BR/><BR/>A guy walks past a pet shop and sees a sign on the door, "TALKING DOG FOR SALE." He is blown away at the idea and goes inside. He walks up to the guy at the counter and says,<BR/>"You have a talking dog??"<BR/>"Yep."<BR/>"But that's incredible!!"<BR/>"Yep."<BR/>"Can I see him?"<BR/>"Yep. Over in the corner there." The shop keeper points over to the corner, disinterested.<BR/>The guy walks over and says...<BR/>"Er..hi."<BR/>The dog replies, "Good morning sir."<BR/>The guy is in a state of disbelief. He says to to the dog, "Wow, you can really talk! You wanna tell me something about yourself?"<BR/>"Sure, sir. Well, I was a young pup when my talent was discovered, and I was snatched up by the CIA to work for the government. I risked my life day after day, being placed in top secret, undercover situations. Then I was placed in various strategic positions around the world, often sitting in boardrooms of world leaders, learning their secrets as they discussed world issues. I was in demand all over the world, and served my country well. A few years ago I was travelling through dangerous territories and managed to divert a hostage situation on an international flight. My reward was so great I was able to retire and since then I've been kicking back. I just came here to find a home because I want to live the rest of my days with someone who loves me for who I am."<BR/>The guy was speechless...he goes over to the shopkeeper and says, "That dog is AMAZING! How much?"<BR/>Shopkeeper says, "Ten bucks."<BR/>"TEN BUCKS??? Is that IT??"<BR/>"Yep ten bucks."<BR/>"Why so cheap" the guy says.<BR/>The shopkeeper finally looks up and says to the guy, "Cos he's a liar. He didn't do all that stuff..."♥ Brajahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07693196044262677095noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21216363.post-34102242406556366892008-11-22T20:06:00.000-05:002008-11-22T20:06:00.000-05:00Hi, I am a loser ;)Forewarned is forearmed and fou...Hi, I am a loser ;)<BR/><BR/>Forewarned is forearmed and four armed is half an octopus!<BR/><BR/>Yes, that was terrible...but you said I had to keep it clean.<BR/><BR/>Thanks for visiting my blog and commenting, by the way!Candace Aprilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05888447703056321730noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21216363.post-53938356973978090002008-11-22T18:17:00.000-05:002008-11-22T18:17:00.000-05:00Why are flowers so lazy?Because you always find th...Why are flowers so lazy?<BR/><BR/>Because you always find them in their beds!! ;)The Kitchenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09304055062974164495noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21216363.post-26915022438835582652008-11-22T14:30:00.000-05:002008-11-22T14:30:00.000-05:00I've won so damn much from you, I'm adding on to t...I've won so damn much from you, I'm adding on to the house as we speak to spotlight my collection<BR/>BUT...<BR/><BR/>A lady walks into see her dentist and puts her hand on her hip and says "I just want you to know that I would rather have a BABY than have a root canal" and the dentist looks at her and says<BR/>"well make up your mind so I can adjust the chair"<BR/><BR/>try the veal....Bj in Dallashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06515059469690597390noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21216363.post-36081966740397815092008-11-22T12:26:00.000-05:002008-11-22T12:26:00.000-05:00Q. My childbirth instructor says it's not pain...Q. My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?<BR/>A. Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.<BR/><BR/>Thought this was funny, heard it during our childbirth class at the local hospital when pregnant with our first child. :D<BR/><BR/>Btw, thanks for the support. <3Crunchy Mamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17775409083132099200noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21216363.post-69001818516837177292008-11-22T12:08:00.001-05:002008-11-22T12:08:00.001-05:00Oooh, I meant but def not nut :)Oooh, I meant but def not nut :)Amyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11654591507233801703noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21216363.post-89336686859850569302008-11-22T12:08:00.000-05:002008-11-22T12:08:00.000-05:00Oooh, I meant but def not nut :)Oooh, I meant but def not nut :)Amyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11654591507233801703noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21216363.post-4997444784070224922008-11-22T12:07:00.000-05:002008-11-22T12:07:00.000-05:00It takes many nails to build a crib nut only one s...It takes many nails to build a crib nut only one screw to fill it :) Too naughty? Mugs are great. I love mugs. Mug me.Amyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11654591507233801703noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21216363.post-8570611489703590202008-11-22T10:43:00.000-05:002008-11-22T10:43:00.000-05:00I just stopped by to read the jokes and see who wo...I just stopped by to read the jokes and see who won... No winner listed yet. Funny jokes, though!Evil Twin's Wifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05947080160500549248noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21216363.post-25305067471411905382008-11-22T10:27:00.000-05:002008-11-22T10:27:00.000-05:00A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender looks at...A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says "Do you realize that you have a steering wheel down your pants?". <BR/>And the pirate says, "Aarrrgh, it's driving me nuts!!!"<BR/><BR/>(my wife's favorite joke)Chrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15330086084244935633noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21216363.post-73503299787792441092008-11-22T10:25:00.000-05:002008-11-22T10:25:00.000-05:00What's brown and sticky?A stick!!Told to me by my ...What's brown and sticky?<BR/><BR/><BR/>A stick!!<BR/><BR/>Told to me by my nephew. I love it's simplicty...it's conceptual! (thanks for that, Logical Libby)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21216363.post-53545456204834644642008-11-22T10:15:00.001-05:002008-11-22T10:15:00.001-05:00So, I'm not a very good joke teller. I can't thin...So, I'm not a very good joke teller. I can't think of a single clean one, but I asked my kids, and then after eliminating the first few suggestions (due to bathroom humor content) here's the best I could come up with (from them):<BR/><BR/>Knock, knock<BR/><BR/>Who's there?<BR/><BR/>Boo.<BR/><BR/>Boo, who?<BR/><BR/>Don't cry, it's just a joke.<BR/><BR/>Sorry, that's the best I've got, but I WANT to win!<BR/><BR/>Thanks for commenting on my blog. After I visited yours, I went to my cupboard and pulled out an "Innocent Bystander" green mug, which is my daughter's fave. (My son has the red "Troublemaker" one.) Wow, I feel like a celebrity stopped by! Esp. since I'm an amateur potter/ceramist myself.Rachaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00992203896914180674noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21216363.post-64005595270970448042008-11-22T10:15:00.000-05:002008-11-22T10:15:00.000-05:00Waddaya do with a rhino with three balls?Walk him ...Waddaya do with a rhino with three balls?<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>Walk him and pitch to the elephant.<BR/><BR/>Pick ME! Pick ME!LuckyMehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12893524141815373286noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21216363.post-85157844509620373272008-11-22T10:11:00.000-05:002008-11-22T10:11:00.000-05:00Hi! When SS was having your turkey day platter giv...Hi! When SS was having your turkey day platter giveaway I literally spent my entire 2 planning periods browsing your site! <BR/>You are very talanted! Always good to know a fellow wino!!Erinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03851960073900583912noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21216363.post-63812199380387471822008-11-22T10:06:00.000-05:002008-11-22T10:06:00.000-05:00Knock KnockWho's There?WinnieWinnie who?Winnie is ...Knock Knock<BR/>Who's There?<BR/>Winnie<BR/>Winnie who?<BR/>Winnie is good, he is very, very good!powerrailhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07144806211511417390noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21216363.post-30241235681791101042008-11-22T09:15:00.000-05:002008-11-22T09:15:00.000-05:00I already won, but here is a joke anyway:David rec...I already won, but here is a joke anyway:<BR/><BR/>David received a parrot for his birthday. The parrot was fully-grown with a<BR/>bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive. Those<BR/>that weren't expletives were, to say the least, very rude.<BR/><BR/>David tried hard to change the bird's attitude and was constantly saying<BR/>polite words, playing soft music, anything he could think of to try and set<BR/>a good example. Nothing worked. He yelled at the bird and the bird yelled<BR/>back. He shook the bird and the bird just got more angry and became even<BR/>more rude.<BR/><BR/>Finally, in a moment of desperation, David put the parrot in the freezer.<BR/>For a few moments he heard the bird squawk and kick and scream. Then<BR/>suddenly, there was quiet - not a sound for half a minute. David was<BR/>frightened that he might have hurt the bird and quickly opened the freezer<BR/>door. The parrot calmly stepped out onto David's extended arm and said:<BR/>"I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I<BR/>will endeavor at once to correct my behavior. I really am truly sorry and<BR/>beg your forgiveness."<BR/><BR/>David was astonished at the bird's change in attitude and was about to ask<BR/>what had made such a dramatic change when the parrot continued:<BR/><BR/>"May I ask what the chicken did?"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com