tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-212163632024-03-12T22:12:54.360-04:00Our Name Is BlogMusings and Muditations from Lorrie Veasey designer of Our Name Is MudLorrie Veaseyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05284186458837015052noreply@blogger.comBlogger774125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21216363.post-2501259409091530512013-05-29T10:05:00.000-04:002013-05-29T10:05:25.045-04:00Photo Fun<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
Complicated Boy and I tried out two photo tricks the other day using my iphone. The first is the very popular "I am levitating" pose. This was accomplished by pouring a small amount of water on the driveway and standing next to it. This one was kind of a fail because his shadow appeared off to the side and I had to use a bit of the ole photo shoppe --but go have a couple of cocktails and come back to the screen to look at it again, ok? </div>
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More successful was the "Darth Vader death grip" photo. This is accomplished by holding your hand out and having the subject jump. It took many attempts but I think the results are pretty good. I plan to make copies and write passive aggressive notes on them for my household-- first one is going on that empty toilet paper roll nobody else seems capable of changing. <br />
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And finally, because I have no life and am easily entertained- much as I hope you are also my friends, I attempted to capture LiLi doing her signature two and half turns and a double back flip:<br />
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Like many amazing things in life--it happened off camera. Lorrie Veaseyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05284186458837015052noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21216363.post-49185409804208106322013-04-26T09:00:00.000-04:002013-04-26T09:00:15.445-04:00Normal Kid, His Kid, MY Kid- Take Your Kid To Work Day 2013Yesterday was <strike>sleep in a little and skip math</strike> Take Your Child To Work day. I take educating my chilluns for their future employment very very very seriously: they have known how to put ketchup on a hamburger bun since birth. Yesterday, I attempted to teach my son, Complicatedboy age 12, and my daughter, Banana age 9, along with a very nice neighborhor child, George age 12, how to be a designer like me. The lesson included everything from creating concepts for products, to pitching them to the Marketing Team, to working with the Graphic Arts Department. (I left out some of the other aspects of my job such as being yelled at by a superior and waiting on hold for half an hour for a meeting in which nothing important is discussed--because really, I don't want them to know How Much Fun I have on a daily basis.) I told them how <strike>giftware can solve all the world's problems </strike> keeping the recipient and the occasion in mind was the key to successful gift ware design. Here now...their designs.<br />
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First up- NORMAL KID. George does Disney. <br />
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Next up is HIS KID--meaning Sexyhusbandomine's offspring. Because clearly, when Complicatedboy set out to make a mug for teachers in America he was calling upon the shared experiences he and his father have had:<br />
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Complicatedboy does get extra points for the back design, which includes BRANDING. And the fact that the mug is for TEA and not coffee. OK, maybe he is my kid too. <br />
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Wait a second...where did he ever get the idea that when an adult says "Right after I finish this cup of tea" it means that it is NEVER GONNA HAPPEN? <br />
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So Moving Right Along... there is The Banana. Who was informed by Marketing that Pet Lovers are a lucrative segment. And relating cats to kids---genius! <br />
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But the true proof that she has my DNA?--the fact that she PUNNED on the back! She punned, and I just couldn't be prouder.<br />
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Oh wait- Yes I could. Because after we finished the design exercise The Banana asked if she could make something that SHE could really use. "Because I don't drink coffee," She explained. So I pointed her to the wall of plain white pottery forms--where she could make a bank, a heart shaped jewelry box, a figurine of a princess. And she made.....<br />
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One of the treasures I am lucky to find out here in the suburbian wilderness is lots of costume jewelry. I can get a large handful of bling like the items above sometimes for less than a dollar at tag sales and rummage sales. Oh, it's so hard to be a rhinestone in a diamond world...but enough about me- onto today's DIY project. I started buying a few pieces that interested me but they sat in a box for six months because I could not figure out what to do with them, other than look at them sparkle in the sunlight and croon to them "My Precious....."<br />
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You can purchase even the pins or earrings that have missing stones: as those are usually the ones that are SOOOOOPER CHEAP. For this project, you can fill in the missing stones with glitter glue of a similar color, or cut off parts of the item as I did to a few. I had some plain white ring holders that have also been collecting dust in my studio waiting for inspiration to strike. You can purchase a ring holder like this <a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/130309895/reserved-plain-ring-holder-only" target="_blank">here</a>, or visit your l<a href="http://www.paintpottery.net/" target="_blank">ocal paint your own pottery studio</a> and make a few solid colored ones. These would make great DIY bridesmaid gifts. Look for a ring holder that has a flatter edge to make both drawing the design and attaching the jewelry a bit easier.<br />
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I asked Sexyhusbandomine for help finding a tool that I could use to remove pin backs, or in many cases clip on or screw on earring backs. He gave me this great pair of smaller sized wire clippers. Please wear eye protection while removing the metal parts from the backs of the items you find- you will be surprised at how far the tiny pieces of metal can fly!<br />
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Next I took a Porcelaine 150 pen- also known as a Pebeo pen. You can purchase them <a href="http://ournameismud.com/black-fine-point.html" target="_blank">here</a>. They work just like a magic marker--mistakes can be wiped away with water--but once they are heat set in your oven the ink is really permanent and will not come off. I used a fine point pebeo, but a bolder tip is also available. I suppose you could also do this with either a sharpie or a paint pen- but the ceramicist in me wanted the most permanent material possible- so I am a big fan of Pebeo because of its durability. LET'S GET STARTED. Deciding to create a lace edged border, I first drew scalloped edges around the rim of the ring holder. <br />
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Then inside each scallop I added 3 little loops. If you would like to be more meticulous or realistic with making lace you could have some examples nearby. I worked from memory- just trying to capture the lace "vibe."<br />
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On this one I kept going to get more lace- adding more loops and dots.<br />
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Using the Pebeo pen, this process really does not take long. I finished these two in about fifteen minutes. (The directions on Pebeo say to then let the ink dry for 24 hours but I skip that step as we will not be eating off of these ring holders, and my experience is that cooking them immediately does not effect the durability) I set them aside for another 15 minutes, then popped them into a cool oven. I preheated the oven, with the ring holders in them, to 300. Once I was sure the oven was at that temperature, I set a timer for 30 minutes. When the buzzer rang, I turned the oven off and let the ceramics cool in my oven til I could remove them safely.<br />
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I used E6000 which is a clear super strong glue to attach my piece of jewelry to the edge of the ringholder. E6000 does not set up immediately, so place a few pieces of scotch tape over the embellishment and allow it to dry overnight: otherwise you could come back an hour later and find that your jewel has traveled an inch or more. It's a lot of fun to choose which item will go with each ring holder-- every piece of jewelry will change the look of the ring holder.<br />
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I experimented with adding some color to the ring holder itself and liked the way this one came out<br />
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<br />Lorrie Veaseyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05284186458837015052noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21216363.post-50049118524490402382013-04-19T14:32:00.000-04:002013-04-19T14:32:36.044-04:00How to refurbish concrete statuaryI LOVE a good tag sale! There's nothing I like more than going "treasure hunting" at garage sales on the weekend. Recently, Sexyhusbandomine and I found a pair of concrete and rebar deer statues at a sale for a whole TEN DOLLARS. We purchased them and one of the hardest parts of the whole thing was getting them into the car! They were vintage statuary, with a lot of enamel paint damage.<br />
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Bringing them back to life was fairly easy. I started by using a power sander to remove the flaking enamel paint. Make sure to use eye protection, gloves and a respirator while getting off the flaking bits. This process did not take too long-- I left paint that was still securely attached to places on the deer intact. In other words, I did not try to return the statues to their original surfaces--I just got the worst of the flaking paint bits off. Then I gave them a good wash and scrub with a wire brush. Then it was time to apply a paint formulated for concrete. I used a large brush and broad sweeping strokes<br />
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I used a Rustoleum concrete paint and a small quart was all I needed to do both statues. I applied one and a half coats. <br />
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I waited a day for my concrete paint to dry all the way. The paint surface did not look very stone-like, so I weathered the surface using black acrylic paint that I watered down. I applied it with a big brush, then wiped the surface with a rag until I got the desired contrast in the texture on top of the statue. This process distresses the finish a bit and makes it look more like concrete or stone.<br />
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I did this more than once, until I got to slightly darker version than I ultimately wanted. I knew with time the contrast areas would lighten up.<br />
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Sunday afternoon we moved them into the yard and there they stand. A later GOOGLE search showed that the average price for a pair of statues like this was $400--so we feel we did a good job of saving a buck...and a doe.<br />
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<br />Lorrie Veaseyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05284186458837015052noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21216363.post-25741545950552570812013-04-17T09:00:00.000-04:002013-04-17T09:00:08.537-04:00One Sentence Book Review- The Omega Effect By P.J. Elsner<br />
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The zombies in this book are rather ninja. They are fairly stealth despite the groaning, and pretty quick, and that makes this a realistically scary read. After finishing the book I complained to Sexyhusbandomine that perhaps <a href="http://www.amctv.com/shows/the-walking-dead" target="_blank">Walking Dead on A & E </a>is doing the general public a great dis-service by downplaying the zombie threat. "The show makes it look like it's a manageable crisis" I complained before launching into a sermon on the responsibility of television to educate people. Sexyhusbandomine looked at for me a moment and rolling his eyes just said: "IT'S FICTION FOR CRIPES SAKE."<br />
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I am a big fan of kid's art-- and find it to be <s>better than my own </s> so expressive, truthful, lively and compelling. As we near <s>the day I hopefully will get to spend in bed eating bon bons </s> MOTHER'S DAY, many children are creating portraits like these...Here, a happy mom is seen wearing a "Best Mom" brooch.</div>
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Some kids like to paint a happy picture of themselves WITH their Mom:</div>
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others like to immortalize the words of wisdom imparted by their mom in a visual statement -- an homage to the Tao of Mom<a href="http://mommyblogstoronto.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451613d69e20120a80c4f1f970b-500wi" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://mommyblogstoronto.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451613d69e20120a80c4f1f970b-500wi" width="310" /></a></div>
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Others are very emphatic about the status that they feel their mom holds in the world...<a href="http://alt.coxnewsweb.com/cnishared/tools/shared/mediahub/01/91/36/slideshow_536911_moms.0511gwx31.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://alt.coxnewsweb.com/cnishared/tools/shared/mediahub/01/91/36/slideshow_536911_moms.0511gwx31.jpg" width="247" /></a></div>
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Some days you just have to say: "Step aside caffeine--this is a job for alcohol." I mean: I NEED my 23 cups of tea per day, but I DESERVE my wine- amiright? I am currently enjoying Sancerre wine as the weather changes and these ceramic goblets actually help to keep it chilled longer than a glass goblet. (It's why people drank their mead out of pottery back in the time of <a href="http://www.hbo.com/game-of-thrones/index.html" target="_blank">Game of Thrones </a>people. Seriously. I did not just write that to move up in Google's search engine. Probably not.) <br />
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This is one of my favorite items from the new brand I designed, Really Great News. It sits on my couch in my family room. Unless one of The Spawn has thrown it onto the floor, in which case it is probably artfully positioned to conceal a pile of smashed goldfish crackers next to a flattened pouch of Capri Sun. I enjoy cleaning up messes I did not make--it's why I became a mom. <br />
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The other night I watched the movie <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snow_White_and_the_Seven_Dwarfs_%281937_film%29" target="_blank">Snow White</a> with The Banana. It hit me as odd that Snow White's first inclination when she finds the Seven Dwarfs' deserted cottage is to CLEAN IT. Then again, I suppose if the bunnies and birds pitched in at my house I might spend a little more time making it tidy, instead of just watching back to back episodes of <a href="http://www.aetv.com/hoarders/" target="_blank">Hoarders</a> and convincing myself that the place doesn't look so bad after all. Lorrie Veaseyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05284186458837015052noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21216363.post-62149362487424961832013-04-09T09:00:00.000-04:002013-04-09T09:00:13.973-04:00Free Personalization for Mothers Day<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Mothers Day is Sunday May 12th. This year, make Mom's gift extra special by allowing us to personalize it for free. That's right folk, we'll add a name, a date, a sentiment, a quirky quote- whatever your heart desires, to any of our items! <br />
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"I love you slightly more than Dad." </div>
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"World's Most Okayest Mom"</div>
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Add a date to the front like this:<br />
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That way Mom will never forget baby's birth date-even if she's drinking on the job-and you can add a name to the back as well like this, and she won't keep calling the little one "whats-her-name" anymore like I did the first three years of The Banana's life. <br />
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Personalized, unique, one of a kind--just like Mom! Lorrie Veaseyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05284186458837015052noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21216363.post-17840197660177046282013-02-08T14:58:00.000-05:002013-02-08T14:58:16.288-05:00Ain't Love a Funny Thing?<br />
We think so. That's why Valentine's Day is an ideal time for <b>Our Name is Mud's</b> classic zany-ness. (Then again, we find Arbor Day to be side-splitting as well, so...consider the source.) We're talking to both the ladies and gents out there, who equally share the burden of delivering some form of awesomeness to their partner on February 14th. That means your six day countdown begins...<br />
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Yes, Cupid's big day arrives in less than a week, and some of you—we won't name names—still aren't quite ready. You have love notes to write, flowers to pick up, and ginormous bows to affix to new cars waiting in the driveway (if those commercials prove realistic). Well we're here to help. <br />
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Avoid the last-second insanity and snag a quality piece of giftware or two from your favorite potter in just a few clicks—and save some scratch, too. We're taking <b>25% off</b>—not just the Valentine's goodies, but <i>the entire store.</i> Just use this coupon code—<b>VAL2013B</b>—when you check out. Now let's review some options that will keep you out of the doghouse (and maybe even earn you breakfast in bed on February 15!)<br />
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Okay lovebirds. Have at it! Take a look at the whole lovin' collection, <a href="http://ournameismud.com/occasion/valentines-day.html" target="_blank">right here. </a>Lorrie Veaseyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05284186458837015052noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21216363.post-17500825492007679112013-01-25T14:11:00.001-05:002013-01-25T14:11:29.556-05:00Valentines Video<object id="vp1hKIVb" width="432" height="243" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000"><param name="movie" value="http://static.animoto.com/swf/w.swf?w=swf/vp1&e=1359140600&f=hKIVbQ20I0TUQStIkfwzow&d=0&m=b&r=360p&volume=100&start_res=360p&i=m&asset_domain=s3-p.animoto.com&animoto_domain=animoto.com&options="></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed id="vp1hKIVb" src="http://static.animoto.com/swf/w.swf?w=swf/vp1&e=1359140600&f=hKIVbQ20I0TUQStIkfwzow&d=0&m=b&r=360p&volume=100&start_res=360p&i=m&asset_domain=s3-p.animoto.com&animoto_domain=animoto.com&options=" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="432" height="243"></embed></object><p>Make your own <a href='http://animoto.com'>slideshow with music</a> at Animoto.</p>Lorrie Veaseyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05284186458837015052noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21216363.post-63614159534347544252012-11-16T15:43:00.001-05:002012-11-16T15:43:18.386-05:00Election's Over, Let the Real Mud-Slinging Begin!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Well folks, like a favorite family pet being put out of his misery...the election season is at last over. All we're left with is the memories of pundits a-punding, pollsters a-polling, and Donald Trump incessantly squeaking about, well, a-nothing.<br />
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And unless your internet service provider is Under a Rock, Inc., you're well aware that President Barack Obama bested his challenger Governor Mitt Romney. This news either causes you to hang your head in shame, or to break out into a gleeful jig - and not a bad one, considering you've never jigged heretofore.<br />
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Those are the only options - there is no in between in American politics. But there is always another election season to look forward to, and I'm being told it...yes, it's just started. So that's fun.<br />
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<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-M5jmFVjO3Io/UEn-mUE8zeI/AAAAAAAABl8/iFmdP5PiUcw/s400/DPP_9878.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="181" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-M5jmFVjO3Io/UEn-mUE8zeI/AAAAAAAABl8/iFmdP5PiUcw/s200/DPP_9878.jpg" width="200" /></a>In the meantime, a certain someone has some additional celebrating to do - and that's the winner of the 2012 <b>Our Name is Mud</b> Election Contest! A couple months back we asked our thoughtful readers to tell us what they were proud to be, and why. We asked respondents to be political, or completely a-political. We'd select a winner at random, and he or she would receive a set of our party mugs - Proud to Be a Right Wing Nut Job, and Proud to Be a Bleeding Heart Liberal.<br />
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Yes, both. We're going for unity here, people.<br />
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Commenters took to the challenge, with many expressing their sincere gratitude for being part of our nation's esteemed democratic system, while some of our goofier readers got good and silly on us, showing pride for being dog moms, for being procrastinators, even for being glow-in-the-dark. How illuminating.<br />
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We ran the entries through our hyper-sophisticated algorithms - the machine chugged and sputtered and smoke did bellow cartoonishly from the exhaust vent - and at long last, a bell sounded, indicating that the choice was made! We waited with anticipation as out came the triumphant comment:<br />
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Well put, Diana. That's a sentiment both sides of the aisle can share, and a welcomed reminder that saying <i>something</i> is always better than saying <i>nothing</i>. You rule, America rules, and we'll fire off your prize as soon as you get back to us with a shipping address. <br />
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And while Diana has the bragging rights, we're flush with generosity today and want to offer up the same mug set to a couple runners up. <br />
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Meaghan and rpc - thanks for giving us a chuckle. Please reach out with your shipping info and you'll be Mud-mugging in no time.<br />
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Thanks to all for participating! Time for us to get working on our 2016 Election Contest - this Christie/Clinton matchup is going to be <i>crazy</i>!Lorrie Veaseyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05284186458837015052noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21216363.post-10560586348575653652012-10-22T14:41:00.000-04:002012-10-22T14:41:54.047-04:00I'm Spooky and I Know It! <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-vQvPc5G-QOc/UIWTYUuRW5I/AAAAAAAABn0/fEahBsJYX-I/s1600/slutty-halloween-costumes.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left:1em; margin-right:1em"><img border="0" height="300" width="400" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-vQvPc5G-QOc/UIWTYUuRW5I/AAAAAAAABn0/fEahBsJYX-I/s400/slutty-halloween-costumes.jpg" /></a></div><br />
One Halloween I had the PRETTIEST PRINCESS DRESS EVAH. There was a cold snap, and I still remember the crushing humiliation of having to wear my red puffy down filled coat over my costume.<br />
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ME: Trick or Treat!<br />
PERSON HOLDING CANDY BOWL: Oh look! It's a....It's a.......Ummm...what are you?<br />
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It went on like this for a bit until finally I came up with the answer: "A TOMATO FAIRY" and it got me extra chocolate... and that, my friends, is when I decided WITTY BEATS PRETTY anyday.<br />
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In college, the trend in costumes was SEXY. My friends were Sexy witches, Sexy nurses, Sexy football players...there was not a costume existed that they couldn't shorten, rip, hoist and totally Slutify in some amazing way. As for me, Freshman and Sophomore years, I wore my old Burger King uniform.<br />
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(Why, yes, whilst in college I did work at that fine establishment.. I microwaved patties for about 6 months. I always hoped they would promote me to the register, but sadly it was not to be: I was fired for lack of burger wrapping skills. I could never figure out how to neatly fold that paper tissue so it wouldn't unwrap. I got into an argument with management about my suggestion for utilizing scotch tape in the process. It ended badly. I can't look at oragami to this day. But I digress...)<br />
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The point is: I found the wearing of a brown corduroy pantsuit (yes, that's what it used to be back in the day. With a spiffy plastic visor in coral) to be IRONIC. And MEN STILL DATED ME, just for the record. It's not like I was the ugly girl in the Burger King costume at the party--I was making out with total strangers Just Like Everyone Else. MAYBE EVEN MORE SO; when the guys realized the mileage they could get out of lines like " Do You Really Hold The Pickle?"<br />
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But Junior year, my roommate suggested lending me a killer harem girl costume that was basically a bra and a pair of silk Hammer-time pants. And the bra was totally Bedazzled so it was a Bra of 1000 Diamonds. It was like Super Sexy I Dream of Genie. I could not resist.<br />
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Later that night, when the temperature dipped below 40 and I had to walk a mile from the Pub back to my dorm, I longed for nothing more than the Halloween of my youth and my red puffy down filled coat. I still believe witty beats pretty, but more than that: Warmth beats Freezing Your Ass off anyday.<br />
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Next week: More About Comfortable Shoes. Lorrie Veaseyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05284186458837015052noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21216363.post-88415284838085171442012-09-07T10:30:00.000-04:002012-09-07T13:06:18.668-04:00Win This Election...set of mugs! VOTE here ---><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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It's that time again! People all across the USA are expressing their viewpoints in coffee shops and bars, sharing their opinions with neighbors, friends and empty chairs, and spamming co-workers with witty and divisive fodder from the internet...<br />
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And when they're not debating if they are Team Edward or Team Jacob, they may actually be discussing the election. <br />
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We think we can predict the 2012 Presidential winner based on your input. Click on our poll to the left - I mean the right - whatever direction you like, the poll is up there in the corner ----> let us know what side you're on! We personally like the wild side.<br />
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Then enter to win this cool set of coffee mugs--one of which you can happily throw into the fireplace as your favorite candidate is announced, or give to a frenemy while making an L with two fingers on your forehead. You can win both our <a href="http://ournameismud.com/bleeding-heart-liberal-mug.html" target="_blank">Proud to be a Bleeding Heart Liberal</a> and <a href="http://ournameismud.com/right-wing-nutjob-mug.html" target="_blank">Proud to Be A Right Wing Nut Job</a>! All you need to do to enter is to complete the following sentence and post it in the comments below:<br />
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I am proud to be ___________________ because _____________________. <br />
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Your statement does not need to reflect any political, religious, or social issue stance. For example, I am proud to be a pear shaped woman because just like weebles, we wobble but we don't fall over very easily. <br />
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One entry per person please. Gather in anticipation around your computer monitor on November 6th, when the winner will be announced. Winner will be chosen at random using a high tech number generator. There will not be a re-count. Probably not. But the more entries we receive, the more sets we will give away--so tell a friend, spam a co-worker, and for gosh sakes call your mother, she worries.<br />
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I'm Lorrie Veasey, and I approve this message. <br />
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