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Friday, February 08, 2013

Ain't Love a Funny Thing?

We think so. That's why Valentine's Day is an ideal time for Our Name is Mud's classic zany-ness. (Then again, we find Arbor Day to be side-splitting as well, so...consider the source.) We're talking to both the ladies and gents out there, who equally share the burden of delivering some form of awesomeness to their partner on February 14th. That means your six day countdown begins...

...wait for it...

NOW!

Yes, Cupid's big day arrives in less than a week, and some of you—we won't name names—still aren't quite ready. You have love notes to write, flowers to pick up, and ginormous bows to affix to new cars waiting in the driveway (if those commercials prove realistic). Well we're here to help.

Avoid the last-second insanity and snag a quality piece of giftware or two from your favorite potter in just a few clicks—and save some scratch, too. We're taking 25% off—not just the Valentine's goodies, but the entire store. Just use this coupon code—VAL2013B—when you check out. Now let's review some options that will keep you out of the doghouse (and maybe even earn you breakfast in bed on February 15!)

Be Sweet...

Okay, we know. If there's one holiday you have to get serious for, it's the big 'V'. We like to think we know how to get our sappy on when we need to. Want to see your spouse melt right before your eyes? But like, in a good way? Try a desk plaque like this, that doesn't hold back its emotions.

Be Funny...

We have a special place in our heart for good clean wit, and when you combine that with romance, some kind of spine-tingling chemistry ensues. If you and your beloved share that sentiment, we have some menu offerings that come with a side the giggles.

Be...You Know...Single!

Of course, not everyone's foolish enough to lend out their heart to whomever comes along. For that friend or relative who prefers to fly solo, we've got them covered too.

We love helping our devoted customers, and we love love. Whatever you do, just don't be a defeated by a chubby baby with a thing for archery.

Okay lovebirds. Have at it! Take a look at the whole lovin' collection, right here.

Friday, January 25, 2013

Valentines Video

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Friday, November 16, 2012

Election's Over, Let the Real Mud-Slinging Begin!

Well folks, like a favorite family pet being put out of his misery...the election season is at last over. All we're left with is the memories of pundits a-punding, pollsters a-polling, and Donald Trump incessantly squeaking about, well, a-nothing.

And unless your internet service provider is Under a Rock, Inc., you're well aware that President Barack Obama bested his challenger Governor Mitt Romney. This news either causes you to hang your head in shame, or to break out into a gleeful jig - and not a bad one, considering you've never jigged heretofore.

Those are the only options - there is no in between in American politics. But there is always another election season to look forward to, and I'm being told it...yes, it's just started. So that's fun.

In the meantime, a certain someone has some additional celebrating to do - and that's the winner of the 2012 Our Name is Mud Election Contest! A couple months back we asked our thoughtful readers to tell us what they were proud to be, and why. We asked respondents to be political, or completely a-political. We'd select a winner at random, and he or she would receive a set of our party mugs - Proud to Be a Right Wing Nut Job, and Proud to Be a Bleeding Heart Liberal.

Yes, both. We're going for unity here, people.

Commenters took to the challenge, with many expressing their sincere gratitude for being part of our nation's esteemed democratic system, while some of our goofier readers got good and silly on us, showing pride for being dog moms, for being procrastinators, even for being glow-in-the-dark. How illuminating.

We ran the entries through our hyper-sophisticated algorithms - the machine chugged and sputtered and smoke did bellow cartoonishly from the exhaust vent - and at long last, a bell sounded, indicating that the choice was made! We waited with anticipation as out came the triumphant comment:

Well put, Diana. That's a sentiment both sides of the aisle can share, and a welcomed reminder that saying something is always better than saying nothing. You rule, America rules, and we'll fire off your prize as soon as you get back to us with a shipping address.

And while Diana has the bragging rights, we're flush with generosity today and want to offer up the same mug set to a couple runners up.

Meaghan and rpc - thanks for giving us a chuckle. Please reach out with your shipping info and you'll be Mud-mugging in no time.

Thanks to all for participating! Time for us to get working on our 2016 Election Contest - this Christie/Clinton matchup is going to be crazy!

Monday, October 22, 2012

I'm Spooky and I Know It!

One Halloween I had the PRETTIEST PRINCESS DRESS EVAH. There was a cold snap, and I still remember the crushing humiliation of having to wear my red puffy down filled coat over my costume.

ME: Trick or Treat!
PERSON HOLDING CANDY BOWL: Oh look! It's a....It's a.......Ummm...what are you?

It went on like this for a bit until finally I came up with the answer: "A TOMATO FAIRY" and it got me extra chocolate... and that, my friends, is when I decided WITTY BEATS PRETTY anyday.

In college, the trend in costumes was SEXY. My friends were Sexy witches, Sexy nurses, Sexy football players...there was not a costume existed that they couldn't shorten, rip, hoist and totally Slutify in some amazing way. As for me, Freshman and Sophomore years, I wore my old Burger King uniform.

(Why, yes, whilst in college I did work at that fine establishment.. I microwaved patties for about 6 months. I always hoped they would promote me to the register, but sadly it was not to be: I was fired for lack of burger wrapping skills. I could never figure out how to neatly fold that paper tissue so it wouldn't unwrap. I got into an argument with management about my suggestion for utilizing scotch tape in the process. It ended badly. I can't look at oragami to this day. But I digress...)

The point is: I found the wearing of a brown corduroy pantsuit (yes, that's what it used to be back in the day. With a spiffy plastic visor in coral) to be IRONIC. And MEN STILL DATED ME, just for the record. It's not like I was the ugly girl in the Burger King costume at the party--I was making out with total strangers Just Like Everyone Else. MAYBE EVEN MORE SO; when the guys realized the mileage they could get out of lines like " Do You Really Hold The Pickle?"

But Junior year, my roommate suggested lending me a killer harem girl costume that was basically a bra and a pair of silk Hammer-time pants. And the bra was totally Bedazzled so it was a Bra of 1000 Diamonds. It was like Super Sexy I Dream of Genie. I could not resist.

Later that night, when the temperature dipped below 40 and I had to walk a mile from the Pub back to my dorm, I longed for nothing more than the Halloween of my youth and my red puffy down filled coat. I still believe witty beats pretty, but more than that: Warmth beats Freezing Your Ass off anyday.

Next week: More About Comfortable Shoes.

Friday, September 07, 2012

Win This Election...set of mugs! VOTE here --->

It's that time again! People all across the USA are expressing their viewpoints in coffee shops and bars, sharing their opinions with neighbors, friends and empty chairs, and spamming co-workers with witty and divisive fodder from the internet...

And when they're not debating if they are Team Edward or Team Jacob, they may actually be discussing the election.

We think we can predict the 2012 Presidential winner based on your input. Click on our poll to the left - I mean the right - whatever direction you like, the poll is up there in the corner ----> let us know what side you're on! We personally like the wild side.

Then enter to win this cool set of coffee mugs--one of which you can happily throw into the fireplace as your favorite candidate is announced, or give to a frenemy while making an L with two fingers on your forehead. You can win both our Proud to be a Bleeding Heart Liberal and Proud to Be A Right Wing Nut Job! All you need to do to enter is to complete the following sentence and post it in the comments below:

I am proud to be ___________________ because _____________________.

Your statement does not need to reflect any political, religious, or social issue stance. For example, I am proud to be a pear shaped woman because just like weebles, we wobble but we don't fall over very easily.

One entry per person please. Gather in anticipation around your computer monitor on November 6th, when the winner will be announced. Winner will be chosen at random using a high tech number generator. There will not be a re-count. Probably not. But the more entries we receive, the more sets we will give away--so tell a friend, spam a co-worker, and for gosh sakes call your mother, she worries.

I'm Lorrie Veasey, and I approve this message.

Friday, August 24, 2012

Really Great News Cutest Couple Frame

Part of Our Name is Mud's new "Really Great News" line! Available in stores by Christmastime. A great baby shower gift!

Really Great News Father of the Year Mug

Part of Our Name is Mud's new "Really Great News" line! Available in stores by Christmastime. A great gift for Dad!

Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Really Great News Woman Rescues Dogs Pillow

Part of Our Name is Mud's new "Really Great News" line! Available in stores by Christmastime. A great gift for the dog lover in your life!

Really Great News Longest Engagement Frame

Part of Our Name is Mud's new "Really Great News" line! Available in stores by Christmastime. A great wedding gift!

Really Great News Mother of the Year Mug

Part of Our Name is Mud's new "Really Great News" line! Available in stores by Christmastime. A great gift for Mom!

Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Really Great News Woman Rescues Cats Pillow

Part of Our Name is Mud's new "Really Great News" line! Available in stores by Christmastime. A great gift for the cat lover in your life!

Really Great News Today's Horoscope

Part of Our Name is Mud's new "Really Great News" line! Available in stores by Christmastime. A great desk accessory!

Really Great News Sexiest Man Alive Mug

Part of Our Name is Mud's new "Really Great News" line! Available in stores by Christmastime. A great, funny gift for a friend, boyfriend, or husband!