UMA

Hopefully, an actual photograph of the delightful Uma will appear on the next post: we are experiencing some technical difficulties, as in, I have no idea how to work a computer. Feel free to post instructions in the comment section below.

Anyhow, as promised, I am back to celebrating various MUDDERS. Uma works for us in Accounts Receivable. Soft spoken and gentle, I have no idea how she behaves when she asks people for money, but between her and Alyssa, that department can manage to get blood from stones fairly often, so she must have a biatch side to her that I've never seen.

I don't know Uma that well, so I am going to make up half of this blog about her. You will have to decide which half.

Uma has purple hair and wears clothes made out of hemp. She is from Southern California and is getting her Masters in Forensic Psychology so she can dig up dead people and stuff. She loves penguins and cats. Penguins and cats love her right back. She's young and thin, pretty and petite, and has a lovely shade to her skin that looks like she has been recently kissed by the sun.

Uma is a gentle breeze before rain starts. She is a whisper in your left ear. At least she is this way at work. Maybe afterwards, she's the one dancing on the bar,and doing belly shots - I don't know. Her name backwards is Amu.


Everyone likes Uma. Kind of like Oprah. You know; Oprah, Uma; Uma, Oprah. We like Uma. I'm sure Uma hates that joke and probably hears it way too much. We're glad she works for us. She, like others, is an important piece of this big old machine; a shiny cog that plays a crucial part in the big operation. We like when she comes over here and gets the mail. The cats like that too.

Uma is really, really smart. Like freekishly smart. My guess is she could even figure out how to put a picture on this blog.

If we could, we'd figure out how to box her up and sell her...... (please see picture that I HOPE will follow)