Monday, April 16, 2007
JESSE: Check it out Dad. This is how I'm gonna pose for my rap album cover.
KIP: Cough-cough--I am too worn out from trying to recover from my trachea infection and your Mother's complete insensitivity to my illness to ask you to step back in line with the rest of the boys. It's all I can do to proudly hold up this banner and let the world know that it's my first gig as Coach--and that our team is sponsored by an OB-GYN. association. But that doesn't mean we are pussies, Jesse.
JESSE: Do you think this color blue suits me?
KIP: I have always dreamed of this day. Me, my son, and a team. The five of you that bother to show up any given Sunday--we are going to kick some t-ball ass.
JESSE: I'm thinking these pants make my butt look big.