It looked like a nice hotel room. There was the usual pile of useless pillows that one moves from the bed to the floor to the bed to the floor, the $5.00 bottles of water, and Gideon's Bible in the side table. But I was shocked by THIS in the salle de bain.
The purpose of a magnifying mirror that enlarges your flaws 100 times is obviously to make you run screaming for the mini bar. Which I did--in order to drown the sorrow at not having either a Biore Pore Strip, a pair of tweezers, or an upcoming appointment for a Botox/Resatlyn combo.
Ah...but that was nothing compared to.......
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compared to what? COMPARED TO WHAT?
I think I was going to tell you about Neighbor Dad? He's a useless sack of...uselessness. The poor kids lost both parents that day. Both kids are doing surprisingly well though.
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