Tuesday, March 24, 2009
ADViCe FoR My FeLLoW BLoGGeSSeS
Hello Chickens! I am sorry I have not been around lately: it is very hard to type on a keyboard and run on the hamster wheel at the same time. I PROMISE I will be by Your blog to visit soon and catch up, but in the meantime wanted to make sure you were not getting into trouble. So here are some friendly reminders of ...
THINGS YOU SHOULD NEVER WRITE ON YOUR BLOG
Sorry I haven’t blogged for a few days I had to hide the murder weapon and body down at the old cabin by the lake.
I changed my Paypal password to my birthday so it’s easy to remember.
I think most of the people who work for Homeland Security are lilly livered pansies.
Does anyone know how to set up emails for future delivery in AOL? I’ll be leaving work early, but want to send a few emails to make it look like I’m still there.
The girl we hired last week to work the receptionist desk has a really large Adams apple.
My broker just called me with a great insider tip to buy some stock. I'll post it in a sec.
I think the marijuana should be out of my blood system by next Tuesday for my drug test.
I love reading spam comments in my blog. They are fascinating: sometimes I even visit the sites and I am always looking for a cheap source for viagra.
My company's year end financial statments will be out next week, I’ll post them on my blog tommorow.
Here’s how to get a fake social security number for your cat so you can claim it as a dependent on your taxes. I've done this for the past six years: those IRS guys are such dummies.
The user name and password to my blog are …
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