Thursday, April 09, 2009

YouR QueSTioNS AnSWeReD


Happy Thursday, Chickens!

It's time to start chipping away at the blog topics you suggested because you wanted free stuff because you are so sincerely interested.

Among her other 143 submissions, Kristin wanted to know:
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MALE & FEMALE BLOGGERS.

Well Kristin, for one thing, women bloggers will ask for help when they are lost on the internet.

Women bloggers remember EVERYTHING. Male bloggers forget the details. That's why men need Instant Replays in sports.

Women bloggers tend to be introspective: Am I a Good Mom and Wife? Am I Emotionally and Creatively Fulfilled?
Men bloggers are outrospective: Did My Team Win? Let's Talk About My Car.

If a single female blogger breaks up with a man she has been dating, she will cry, eat a pint of ice cream, call a girlfriend, and post a poem on her blog entitled "Why All Men are Idiots."
If a single male blogger breaks up with a girl he has been dating, he will say nothing, get drunk a week later and post a blog in which he calls her a floozy and says she ruined his life. Then he will contact her through Facebook to see if they can get back together.

Women bloggers love cats.
Male Bloggers say they love cats, but when nobody's looking, male bloggers kick cats.

BUT THE BIGGEST DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MALE AND FEMALE BLOGGERS IS....

Male bloggers can blog standing up.

16 comments:

Jennifer said...

Hahahahahahaha!

Bj in Dallas said...

one detail you missed-
they contact them on Facebook at 2:00 AM....

circus still in town?

kwr221 said...

I'm honored to have the first topic.

And I'm lovin' my free stuff. Woohoo!

Thank you.

Maybe Kreg can elaborate on the subject (not the standing up part) and anyway, how old is Kreg?

Yoohoo, kreg - are you out there?

Miss Thystle said...

Can male bloggers kill spiders? if so can one come over here post haste?

Chandra said...

Well that takes care of THAT question...I think the last point hit it right on the nail!

Debbie said...

Well played, my dear. This was too funny. I always assumed they were blogging while standing up. I thought I could see a little mess around the edge of the laptop.

Jane! said...

Thank God my husband doesn't blog because I sure don't need my desk looking all splattery like the bathroom.

Rachael said...

HiLaRiouS.

Evil Twin's Wife said...

ROFL!! Too funny!

blairspage said...

SO FUNNY!

Hugs - Tiff

Fe said...

Oh God I'm coughing and laughing and typing all at the same time!

Thanks for being SO ACCURATE and funny!

xoxo

Spatula said...

But female bloggers can blog while on the toilet.

Uh, don't ask me how I know that.

In fact, I never go to the toilet. And my sweat smells like lily of the valley potpourri.

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Nonnee said...

Hey - Anonymous -

That's getting pretty tiresome now---

le @ thirdontheright said...

happiest of easters Lorrie dear - le xoxo

Mrs. B. Roth said...

I can blog standing up and breastfeeding. It's true.