Friday, March 30, 2007
You say you want an evolution?
A WELL RESPECTED molecular biologist sent me this look at the future of human evolution.
WHO KNEW I WAS SO FREEKING ADVANCED?
It just so happens that I have extended buttocks! My arm and leg muscles are atrophied--or at least that's what I tell the trainer at the gym who requests I use them for more than moving food from plate to mouth, plate to mouth. My pupils are often enlarged. And who knew that what I have been calling my "jowls" were actually my very own detoxification pouches? Stick that in your pipe and smoke it, Darwin.
The enlarged testicles just go without saying.