Friday, March 30, 2007
You say you want an evolution?
A WELL RESPECTED molecular biologist sent me this look at the future of human evolution.
WHO KNEW I WAS SO FREEKING ADVANCED?
It just so happens that I have extended buttocks! My arm and leg muscles are atrophied--or at least that's what I tell the trainer at the gym who requests I use them for more than moving food from plate to mouth, plate to mouth. My pupils are often enlarged. And who knew that what I have been calling my "jowls" were actually my very own detoxification pouches? Stick that in your pipe and smoke it, Darwin.
The enlarged testicles just go without saying.
Posted by Lorrie Veasey at 5:18 PM