THRee WiNNeRS

Good Afternoon Chickens. I've got some Winners to announce:

Now, I'll bet you all thought Kreg had every CAPTION THIS contest in the bag. That man is so talented & uber creative with the one liners--he's like the Darren Stevens of the Blogosphere. But Kreg HATES Starbucks, chickens-so last time he won I had to give his gift card to a homeless man who was standing outside the store. What Kreg really wants to win is a Swedish Hooker, and I just don't have any spares to give away. So, with his kind permission, we will enjoy his biting wit but he will not be eligible for prizes he has no interest in winning. (At some point maybe we can all take up a collection and buy him five minutes on the phone with a gal named Inga.)

So without The Master in the running, the winner of the previous CAPTION THIS contest is:


LITTLE JACK HAS TO DO EVERYTHING BASS ACKWARDS, By Rachel @ Just Another Day in Paradise.

The winner of the YOU ARE NOT THE BOSS OF ME CLOCK

Chosen at random by Just Some Guy is.... MAMBINKI from Mambinki.blogspot

And the winner of this week's CAPTION THIS contest is...

And this is when we realized we shouldn't have read Twilight to little Billy. Submitted by Deb from Suburb Sanity

Hot Diggity Dog--Congratulations to the weiners. Eme with your addresses so I can stalk send you your prizes.

And remember, the rest of you: you are allllllllll winners in my book.