What did I ever do to you-- to have you torment me this way? Things cannot continue like this if you plan to go on living in a corner of my bathroom. I will drop you like a hot potato if you continue to blatantly LIE to me like you did this morning.
I'm serious. Cut it out.
Why do you continue to get bigger? Why couldn't you have stopped growing at age 17--you were the perfect size then--more apple than the pumpkin you've become.
Now I have to drag you everywhere.
I know it is Monday but please do not explode.
There's enough sticky stuff all over my keyboard as it is.
I'm not that sad that Spring Break is over.
Your Mean Mom
I know you are wondering where that promised slide show is. Coming pretty soon--honest. Just waiting for
It will be good.
Please find the time tonight between cooking dinner and taking care of our Spawn and giving me foot rubs to make the slideshow for my blog. You might get lucky later. then again: there is a new episode of Desperate Housewives on TIVO, so maybe not.
Love you anyway!