Thursday, July 30, 2009

From my iphone

We are in a cabin in the backwoods of new Hampshire on day two of what looks like will be four days of rain. Sexuhusbandomine has the stomach flu and I do not know how to drive and cannot get to the walmart I know must be around here in order to buy food. The Mosquitos are as big as bumblebees and are attacking the children. More later if my phone battery doesn't die.

15 comments:

Bj in Dallas said...

sounds like Heaven...

I'd be looking for the airport, not Walmart

Jen said...

So you're having a good time?

Nonnee said...

I'm just guessing here - but I bet the Beach House is looking better and better!!!

Chandra said...

Hey, at least your on vacation..lol!

Miss Thystle said...

you don't know how to drive? Seriously? You're SUCH a New Yorker!

Give me the address, I'll send help. Or top ramen. Whichever is cheaper.

Krëg said...

Sounds like you should be using that fancy phone to order pizza. And then tip the delivery guy extra to bring you Pedialyte, Pepto and bug spray.

The Girl said...

This is why I don't do camping.

sheila said...

Poor sexyhusbandoyours!! And poor you, too!! And c'mon - you have the iPhone. Use that little UrbanSpoon app to find the closest restaurant & then call them to deliver, including that stuff Kreg mentioned.
Wish you were here!!

rpc said...

See what happens when you leave us!

I hope things improve soon.

DrewsMommy said...

HAHAHA!!! Delivery??? Not where she is!! I am quite intimate with the cabin, and delivery DOESN'T exist unless you pay a kid down the road to go pick something up for you. Of course, it takes a good 20 minutes to get to civilization so anything warm or fresh is pretty much out of the question... So sorry Sister-o-mine! Should have gone up when we were there. 80 and sunny every day! Love ya!

kristin said...

Forget pizza delivery, you need liquor delivery!

Oh, wait, that's a NYC thing, isn't it?

You don't know how to drive? Whoa. I could bring my van into the city and teach you next week. ;-) You couldn't bang it up anymore than it already is. lol

I didn't learn until after I graduated from college - I grew up in Philly and took the train, bus and trolley everywhere.

ZDub said...

Damn, Lorrie!

You know you all are going to get the stomach flu, right?

GET. THE. HELL. OUT.

Nonnee said...

Does anyone around this here blog speak that kind of Asian?
'Twould be interesting to know if it really says ANYTHING

Debbie said...

Gosh, you do make vacationing sound fun! Did I not see the movie of this with Chevy Chase?

Bj in Dallas said...

did chocolate pretty much sum it up???

LV, you still on Brokeback Mountain? or Gilligans Island??

come home soon.