I believe you are getting massaged by a hardbodied young stud named Sven who looks just like Vampire Eric Northman while drinking a maragrita through a curly straw.
WV:exusiess
You have no exusiess for not inviting me on your vacations.
I bet you're dropping a big ole vacation dooce in the toilet.
PS, this made me think of the whole feminist review fiasco http://www.someecards.com/card/i-promise-ill-never-hide-my-identity-if-i-run-a-blog-that-calls-you-a-skank
Laying on the beach wishing you had brought me along to make you look all svelte in comparison. I mean not that your aren't svelte. I SO know you are. I would just make you look svelter.
I go away for a few days and miss out on all these fun games. detsen case you didn't notice I was gone. Didn't you have enough misery last time you went away? Oh well, we'd better all hope for easier times this week - I think you're sipping your wine right now.
Fantasy what you're doing right now: You're sitting in a chaise lounge drinking something extremely alcoholic and fruity while your husband rubs your feet and your children fan you with ostrich feathers.
Reality what I think you're doing: Trying to keep your children from killing each other while your husband drives down the road, pretending not to notice what is going on.
I'm totally diggin these little discussions. Fun times.
If you're away on a trip & it's anything like ours, you started out with a smile & happy thoughts and now you just want to go home or drive into the nearest bridge embankment.
Well, since it is Friday night and I haven't gotten a message that anyone is in the hospital, I hope you are enjoying adult cousin time ( with a glass of wine).
Well it's 7:49 here, so I'm guessing it's about 8:49 there. I'd say you've already popped the cork on that second bottle and you are laughing your ass off at something or another. Well done.
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I believe you are getting massaged by a hardbodied young stud named Sven who looks just like Vampire Eric Northman while drinking a maragrita through a curly straw.
WV:exusiess
You have no exusiess for not inviting me on your vacations.
I love it. I'm away & I keep checking your site from the iPhone cuz I want a prize. And for the record, I'm drinking bloody mary's.
I bet you're dropping a big ole vacation dooce in the toilet.
PS, this made me think of the whole feminist review fiasco
http://www.someecards.com/card/i-promise-ill-never-hide-my-identity-if-i-run-a-blog-that-calls-you-a-skank
WV: Sluggl = What slugs do after mating.
WV: excon
What I think you're doing right now.
WV: restris
Lorrie's wrist is getting a restris from all the typing and potterying while she's on vacay.
you're not doing what i'm doing...that's for sure.
♥
Laying on the beach wishing you had brought me along to make you look all svelte in comparison. I mean not that your aren't svelte. I SO know you are. I would just make you look svelter.
WTH? I didn't get a WV on that last one?
WV - dersestr
Advice column by Abby's illiterate sister Ester.
I think it's a neat idea! I think your probably enjoying one last family moment before the chaos of school starts. Hope you are having a lovely time!
I think you are being banned from *yet another* feminist site. chuckle chuckle chuckle.
Procrastinating. :-)
I go away for a few days and miss out on all these fun games.
detsen case you didn't notice I was gone.
Didn't you have enough misery last time you went away? Oh well, we'd better all hope for easier times this week - I think you're sipping your wine right now.
Fantasy what you're doing right now: You're sitting in a chaise lounge drinking something extremely alcoholic and fruity while your husband rubs your feet and your children fan you with ostrich feathers.
Reality what I think you're doing: Trying to keep your children from killing each other while your husband drives down the road, pretending not to notice what is going on.
You better be making me proud and sucking down some wine from a box.
I'm totally diggin these little discussions. Fun times.
If you're away on a trip & it's anything like ours, you started out with a smile & happy thoughts and now you just want to go home or drive into the nearest bridge embankment.
you're cleaning your oven. By remote control.
wv: pupacls
WHAT THE KIDS IN TEXAS ARE GOING TO BE ON MONDAY, OH HELL TO THE YEAH, WHEN SCHOOL FRIGGIN STARTS.
I'm just a tad excited
Well, since it is Friday night and I haven't gotten a message that anyone is in the hospital, I hope you are enjoying adult cousin time ( with a glass of wine).
outicat:what your cats aint.
Well it's 7:49 here, so I'm guessing it's about 8:49 there. I'd say you've already popped the cork on that second bottle and you are laughing your ass off at something or another. Well done.
WV: homathy
The feeling or desire to be at home.
I think the posts are fun. But I also think you are laughing at us for responding to them :)
I think it's an elaborate rouse ( roose?, rooster.. ) to gain bloggin ideas for the fu-cha.
:)
Parlag:
When your want to parlay into another interesting topic.. but your are slow at the game.
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