Saturday, August 22, 2009

POST #5

Damn I've run out of hot topics. I could never be on The View.

Discuss, win a prize (read through posts to find out how)

10 comments:

Jen said...

Hot topic: Mistletoe. It's neither a mistle or a toe. Disucss.

Lin said...

Not only is not mistle or a toe but if ingested, it can give you the runs. Eww...

RoadBunner said...

For a "romantic" plant mistletoe is sounding decidedly very unromantic. Anything with "toe" in the name is not good.

Blue said...

speaking of...

toejam. neither a toe nor jam. as it, too, is not romantic, i guess it has that in common with the above.

WV: quacin. as in "we was quacin da joint out when da cops showed up."

rpc said...

WV: bangras: well here is a topic for you - should gras be banned or freely available?

Susan said...

Here is a topic applicable to your blog - why isn't crafting considered a career?

Debbie said...

At first I was going to ask why you would even want to be on the View. But then I decided I would like to be on there. I would enjoy slapping everyone of those women and teaching them to quit interrupting each other. They never have anything worthwhile to say anyway.

Krëg said...

Yeah, I could never be on The View either. But mostly because I don't think I'm that vapid.

Although I would watch if Debbie was on there slapping faces and cracking skulls. That would probably be the highest rated show in the nation.

WV: kullop
The sound produced when my limp body hits the floor after attempting to watch

Krëg said...

WV: besolimp
I'm not even going to bother defining that one. That one just writes its own jokes.

SassyPants said...

Further:

Rhode Island is neither a road nor an Island, discuss amongst yourselves.

As someone who has lived there for a year, I can firmly say that while it is neither a road nor an island, it is a secret haven of horrible drivers and obsenely low speed limits.