WV: scartb - this is what you have done to your cat by opting for blogging instead of feeding. You have SCARed it To the Blogs. Did you realize that your cat now has its own blog, consisting mainly of complaints about you? I'm not going to give the link here, as there were some very catty comments.
You need one of those electric self-timing cat feeders.
It happens.Some forget a toothbrush, you forget to feed the cat.
You need one of those self feeder things for the cat.
Your cat is probably fat and needed to diet anyway.
Cats are pretty self-sufficient. Do you have a fish bowl?WV: demediesWhat you might say after self-medicating. "I want some more of demedies."
wv: jelemessthere will be a 'jele of a mess'when that cat gets hungry AND pissed off at you.
I have taught my cats to open the computer and read blogs. That way they can survive on them, just like I do.
i like turtles.WV: copedn. Noun: a preset amount that must be paid before the insurance company will pay. Also, nickname for Copenhagen, Denmark.
Poor little kitty -- but one of our friends accidentally locked their cat in the refrigerator on a long weekend away. So it the grand scheme of things, you did alright.wv: untionoi've got nothing
I would still trade places with your cat anytime.
See, you've actually just made more blogging material for yourself, since you'll want to blog about home that is now full of shredded furniture and cat offal.WV: gathoA slutty Hispanic cat.
Phone a friendly neighbor and have them slide cold cuts under the door for Ms. Kitty. She won't starve and you'll look like a hero for providing real meat snacks.
I'm LAST!!! does it work that way?wv: gatishizyou'd better gatishiz back over here and give us a real blog
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