Tuesday, November 10, 2009
So two weeks ago, The Banana officially had Swine Flu, and ComplicatedBoy bravely battled Regular Plain Old Flu. Which means that this week, the featured disease at Chez Veasey is STOMACH FLU. I am not going to bore you Chickens with tales of vomit and high fevers.
No- I am going to let you know a Really Big Secret:
I am not sick.
Why am I not sick?
BECAUSE FAT FIGHTS VIRUSES.
It's absolutely true. Because this random internet article that I half read says it is.
So what I am proposing is that we have Less Vaccinations and More Ben & Jerry's this winter.
Pile it on People. Your first defense against Swine is eating like a pig.