Tuesday, November 10, 2009

GeRM WaRFaRe


So two weeks ago, The Banana officially had Swine Flu, and ComplicatedBoy bravely battled Regular Plain Old Flu. Which means that this week, the featured disease at Chez Veasey is STOMACH FLU. I am not going to bore you Chickens with tales of vomit and high fevers.
No- I am going to let you know a Really Big Secret:

I am not sick.

Why am I not sick?

BECAUSE FAT FIGHTS VIRUSES.

It's absolutely true. Because this random internet article that I half read says it is.

So what I am proposing is that we have Less Vaccinations and More Ben & Jerry's this winter.

Pile it on People. Your first defense against Swine is eating like a pig.

13 comments:

Nonnee said...

I bet you are right. Do Eskimos ever get the flu? I bet not -it's all in the the whale blubber.




herfu: Her fu ,fu away. Mamas can't be sick.

rpc said...

Outstanding! I'm always ready to believe medical opinions which I like.

WV: boutsmig - Poor old Mig, in a tumbled heap at the bottom of the stairs again.

Sheila said...

i knew there was a reason that i never get sick! thanks Lorrie, for finally pinpointing the reason. you are so smart!!

Jen said...

I always knew having a big butt would pay off in some way.

Martinis or Diaper Genies? said...

this is the best news i've heard all year. Actually all of my life.

Krëg said...

Oh. Dammit.

Knowing that alcohol is a disinfectant, I've always just tried to keep a liberal coating of booze applied to my passageways.

Well, not ALL my passageways...

WV: minest
(adj.)An object that is the most mine.

OHN said...

Truly a groundbreaking discovery! Bless you.

Hi, I'm Amy! said...

I have a rather fat ass and I have been sick for weeks. WTH!

Lo said...

My condolences to the littles. Nothing quite as bad as true influenza and a kid.

Miss Thystle said...

you. are. a. genius.

I will be eating mine from the God Bless a Frog bowl that you're going to make me and Nadine.

WV: Ingsti

I'm feeling all ingsti, if you need me I'll be under my bed writing emo poetry.

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