Tuesday, October 19, 2010

CoMPuTeR MuSiNGS





Random Thoughts while being chained to the keyboard:

* The letters T and G are very close to each other on a keyboard. This recently became all too apparent to me and consequently I will never be ending a work email with the phrase 'Regards' again.

* There is a great need for sarcasm font.



* Was learning cursive really necessary?



* I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

* Bad decisions make good blog stories.




* I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me f I want to save any changes to my ten page document that I swear I did not make any changes to.

* Lol has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to say".

* It really ticks me off when I want to read a story on CNN.com and the link takes me to a video instead of text.



* I have downloaded my CD collection onto my Itunes account. Many of my CDs were scratched. I may be the only person I know who has an Ipod with songs that skip.

* I don't really understand Facebook. Like: if you want to tell me something, why not just email me personally? Why do you need to write it ON THE WALL? Then again: if you are someone I am cyber stalking and your profile is public, I do enjoy looking through your pictures to see if you've gotten fat.





* There should be a support group for people who use too many exclaimation points in their emails!!!!!!!!

* I think calling a program that is hard for me to figure out "Excell" was just another way for those Geeks in software to undermine my confidence.

5 comments:

Linda B said...

This post is hilarious. I think the sarcastic font idea is worthy.

Really, dude? Maybe there could be a symbol for that ... I hate being called a dude, I'm a dudette.

rpc said...

At last I discover that I am not alone in hating to see videos instead of text on news organizations' websites. Watching those videos takes ten time as long as reading text. Well OK, actually it is faster because I just don't watch them.

Jennifer said...

You are not alone in having songs that skip on your iPod. I have a couple that are like that. Infuriates me, but I haven't removed them so it can't be that bad.

Blue said...

you don't need to stalk facebook to see if i've gotten fat (i haven't uploaded any fat pix). i'll just tell you straight up that i was deluded about how much i'd put on. till i got on the scale this morning.

i'm hoping i'm secretly 8 months pregnant, because that would mean i'll be back to normal in a month.

you make me laugh. laughing is a great thing. ♥

Something Happened Somewhere Turning said...

I love this post.