Sunday, November 30, 2008

Niblet & Snipet



BANANA: Mommy why didn't you call 911 when your phone got stolen at the restaurant last night?
ME: Well, honey, because my phone got stolen from a coat check and nobody saw it get stolen.
BANANA: But couldn't the police catch the robber?
ME: No honey, he was too quick for them. By the time they would have arrived he was long gone.
BANANA: (After thinking for a minutes) Well...if I caught that Chinaman I would kick him in the nuts.
ME: But honey-we don't know who it was.
BANANA: But you said his name was Long Gone.

12 comments:

Jennifer said...

Shut. Up. That is priceless.

Evil Twin's Wife said...

Too funny!!!

Braja said...

that is actually incredibly witty :)

Spatula said...

It made me Bwah.

kwr221 said...

Sucks about your phone. :-(

Le @ third on the right and cold peas said...

she is a chip off the ole mommy block ! le xoxox

sheila said...

I totally flashed to the exchange student character from Sixteen Candles!

She is one clever girl, that Banana. I wonder where she gets it?!

Miss Thystle said...

NOOOOO not the iPhone! Poor Lorrie. But Miss Banana is too cute. I want to squeeze her.

LuckyMe said...

obviously a big city girl ensconced in cultural diversity. My kids would never make that connection.
Cute! Cute!

kwr221 said...

I have such a sucky old phone no one would tske it. An iphone is a different story. :(

The Kitchen said...

Momma loves me some Banana! Too cute!

Debbie said...

I am going through the 400 posts I missed during my "life lived upside down" phase. Glad I saved this. What a hoot!