BANANA: Mommy why didn't you call 911 when your phone got stolen at the restaurant last night? ME: Well, honey, because my phone got stolen from a coat check and nobody saw it get stolen. BANANA: But couldn't the police catch the robber? ME: No honey, he was too quick for them. By the time they would have arrived he was long gone. BANANA: (After thinking for a minutes) Well...if I caught that Chinaman I would kick him in the nuts. ME: But honey-we don't know who it was. BANANA: But you said his name was Long Gone.