BANANA: Mommy why didn't you call 911 when your phone got stolen at the restaurant last night?
ME: Well, honey, because my phone got stolen from a coat check and nobody saw it get stolen.
BANANA: But couldn't the police catch the robber?
ME: No honey, he was too quick for them. By the time they would have arrived he was long gone.
BANANA: (After thinking for a minutes) Well...if I caught that Chinaman I would kick him in the nuts.
ME: But honey-we don't know who it was.
BANANA: But you said his name was Long Gone.
12 comments:
Shut. Up. That is priceless.
Too funny!!!
that is actually incredibly witty :)
It made me Bwah.
Sucks about your phone. :-(
she is a chip off the ole mommy block ! le xoxox
I totally flashed to the exchange student character from Sixteen Candles!
She is one clever girl, that Banana. I wonder where she gets it?!
NOOOOO not the iPhone! Poor Lorrie. But Miss Banana is too cute. I want to squeeze her.
obviously a big city girl ensconced in cultural diversity. My kids would never make that connection.
Cute! Cute!
I have such a sucky old phone no one would tske it. An iphone is a different story. :(
Momma loves me some Banana! Too cute!
I am going through the 400 posts I missed during my "life lived upside down" phase. Glad I saved this. What a hoot!
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