Monday, November 23, 2009

BaNaNa PeaLS

Actual Real Life Conversations with Banana at Chez Veasey this weekend.

BANANA: Mommy, why do we want God to blow everything up?
ME: What do you mean?
BANANA: How come we sing Kaboom - by-ya My Lord?




(After asking The Spawn to set up The Nativity this weekend. Because we used to be in retail.)
ME: Did you finish setting up the manger?
BANANA: No, because Jesse put the baby Jesus down his pants. And now Christmas is ruined forever.


(While I am beside her reading in bed)
BANANA: Mommy, both our breath smells like we ate our favorite things! Mine smells like I had a bowl of popcorn and yours smells like you had a bowl of wine!

(At brunch yesterday.)
BANANA: Mommy you know why I don't like mustard? Because it's called grey poop-on.

11 comments:

Jen said...

You have the best kids on the planet...you know that, right?

Bj in Dallas said...

I was going to say write those down, but you already did!

some of my favorites:
Jose Can you see?
Juice Box Hero (instead of jukebox)
Swan Flu
Fresh Nile Virus

but Grey Poop On is classic...

wv: spray that Baby Jesus with some Air-Resio before you put him back in the Manger

Nonnee said...

..and there you have it, ladies and gentlemen - and the rest of y'all - .that is our grandchild! How cute can one be!!




deala:The great Deala in the sky dealt us the spawn you know plus nine more. Are we ever blessed!

ZDub said...

Oh, I love her.

And my favorite food is a bowl of wine as well.

Metalicious said...

Please pass the Winebowl my way. Hey, sounds like you're onto the next merch line for ONIM. I'll take the XL, thank you.

Dawn Farias said...

I love that last one. Pass the bowl of wine, please.

rpc said...

I knew there had to be a good reason for me not liking mustard. Thank you Banana for clarifying.

WV: quese - I feel quese when I eat mustard.

Erin Butson said...

I'm peeing my pants right now. laughing. just laughing. no wonder i never cared for the dijon...

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