BANANA: Mommy, why do we want God to blow everything up?
ME: What do you mean?
BANANA: How come we sing Kaboom - by-ya My Lord?
(After asking The Spawn to set up The Nativity this weekend. Because we used to be in retail.)
ME: Did you finish setting up the manger?
BANANA: No, because Jesse put the baby Jesus down his pants. And now Christmas is ruined forever.
(While I am beside her reading in bed)
BANANA: Mommy, both our breath smells like we ate our favorite things! Mine smells like I had a bowl of popcorn and yours smells like you had a bowl of wine!
(At brunch yesterday.)
BANANA: Mommy you know why I don't like mustard? Because it's called grey poop-on.
10 comments:
You have the best kids on the planet...you know that, right?
I was going to say write those down, but you already did!
some of my favorites:
Jose Can you see?
Juice Box Hero (instead of jukebox)
Swan Flu
Fresh Nile Virus
but Grey Poop On is classic...
wv: spray that Baby Jesus with some Air-Resio before you put him back in the Manger
..and there you have it, ladies and gentlemen - and the rest of y'all - .that is our grandchild! How cute can one be!!
deala:The great Deala in the sky dealt us the spawn you know plus nine more. Are we ever blessed!
Oh, I love her.
And my favorite food is a bowl of wine as well.
Please pass the Winebowl my way. Hey, sounds like you're onto the next merch line for ONIM. I'll take the XL, thank you.
I love that last one. Pass the bowl of wine, please.
I knew there had to be a good reason for me not liking mustard. Thank you Banana for clarifying.
WV: quese - I feel quese when I eat mustard.
I'm peeing my pants right now. laughing. just laughing. no wonder i never cared for the dijon...
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