Friday, August 15, 2008

Nibblets and Snippets


Actual conversations that took place at my home this morning:

ME: I changed what I'm calling you on my blog.
JESSE: Are you calling me Blaster?
ME: No, I'm calling you CBoy.
JESSE: That's ok as long as you are calling Annie "Pain In The Butt".


ANNIE: Mommy, I know why I can't marry my brother.
ME: Why is that?
ANNIE: Because we would have ugly babies.
ME: Where did you learn that?
ANNIE: It was on the Disney channel.

16 comments:

Spatula said...

Annie is an awesome girl name.

Spatula said...

P.S. I saw your Whatever clock on a retail website. It was very exciting. I was like, hey, I've Internet-met the person who designed this! I am In The Know!

kristin said...

Awww, I suddenly miss my kids. :::sniff:::

Jen said...

I knew the Disney channel was good for something.

ZDub said...

LOL! That's so awesome. I bet it was Hannah Montana. That seems like a lesson Billy Ray Cyrus would dish out.

For the record, I can't stand the Suite Life Of Zack and Cody. That show makes me want to kill myself.

Shonda Little said...

How freakin' funny!

Anonymous said...

Just wanted to pop in and say "hi". I found your blog via Dooce and have enjoyed going through your old post. Your a fun lady!!

TJ said...

I used to vote for cboy, but I really like blaster.
That disney channel, I hope they teach my kids about the birds and the bees soon so I don't hafta.

Anonymous said...

Amenning the hate for Zack/Cody and Hannah Montana. Those shows make me LONG for High School Musical 3 to come out. It's that bad.

And Cboy is a great name!

Downbeat said...

I didn't realize that "ugly" was code for "inbred" in the Disney Education Manual until now.

Anonymous said...

The Disney Channel is getting a little out of control with this family values thing, no?

Miss Thystle said...

I can't believe you didn't ask Banana what show she learned that from! I must know!

PS CB looks wicked cute with a goatee.

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Ruby said...

Aren't kids great? Right now I'm pretty thankful that mine is only old enough to watch Mickey Mouse Clubhouse on Disney! Dodge that HM and Z&C bullet as long as I can!

Rick said...

My clock arrived today - safe and sound. Thank you very, very much. I will enjoy showing it off to everyone.

You're too kind.

Debra said...

You can also tell your children that inbreeding causes the babies to have extra eye-balls.