Tuesday, August 24, 2010

UuNaTTeNDeD CHiLDReN

Real things The Spawn said this week:

ME: What are you doing getting a juice box out of the fridge before dinner? You know we don't have juice before dinner.
BANANA: It's not juice mom. It's a cocktail.

ME: Why won't you eat your Falafel?
CBOY: Because you said it was made from chicken pee, and I don't eat chicken pee.

Speaking of childen, on another google image troll for work I found a series of these signs:
















Now...where did I put those children.....

10 comments:

Lin said...

Haha, that's hilarious!

Jennifer said...

I'm not sure which one is my favorite: the one where they are going to teach children to swear or where they are going to tell them all the wonderful things Santa is going to bring them. Both are priceless.

Sarah B. said...

A cocktail... that's priceless! And I love the pic with the post-it that says "and taught how to swear"

Dyche Designs said...

Too funny.

Melody said...

LOVE the signs! My favorite coffee shop has one that say "unattended children will be give espresso and a puppy" but I never knew there were so many variations!

Romantic Crafts said...

Hahaha, that's so funny!!

~jill said...

those signs are incredible!

Frannie said...

Fun post! Starting my day with a smile.

tweal said...

OMG these are all hilarious! 'And taught to SWEAR' hahaha

Chicken pee, that is funny too.

Sheree Burlington said...

I think unattended children should be shown jiggly boobs and chub rub. Yeah, that's the ticket.