ME: What are you doing getting a juice box out of the fridge before dinner? You know we don't have juice before dinner.
BANANA: It's not juice mom. It's a cocktail.
ME: Why won't you eat your Falafel?
CBOY: Because you said it was made from chicken pee, and I don't eat chicken pee.
Speaking of childen, on another google image troll for work I found a series of these signs:
Now...where did I put those children.....
10 comments:
Haha, that's hilarious!
I'm not sure which one is my favorite: the one where they are going to teach children to swear or where they are going to tell them all the wonderful things Santa is going to bring them. Both are priceless.
A cocktail... that's priceless! And I love the pic with the post-it that says "and taught how to swear"
Too funny.
LOVE the signs! My favorite coffee shop has one that say "unattended children will be give espresso and a puppy" but I never knew there were so many variations!
Hahaha, that's so funny!!
those signs are incredible!
Fun post! Starting my day with a smile.
OMG these are all hilarious! 'And taught to SWEAR' hahaha
Chicken pee, that is funny too.
I think unattended children should be shown jiggly boobs and chub rub. Yeah, that's the ticket.
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